Happy Second Birthday Originality
aka – The Ultimate Rhymer
Happy second birthday Originality
Please pardon this rhymer’s artificiality
It’s less venality than preternaturality
With some nasality and a little joviality
This year’s been full of conviviality
Congeniality and cordiality
Hetero and homosexuality
Hospitality and individuality
The liberality and participality
The effectuality of sociality
The mutuality of coessentiality
The commonality of our actuality
St Helens is our municipality
Citadel’s centrality is our locality
To celebrate our literality
And plurality of our personality
Our tonality and topicality
The sensuality of our vocality
The primordiality of our mentality
The speciality of our spirituality
The poetry of nonsensicality
Or reality and ideality
Intellectuality or sesquipedality
Sinistrality or dextrality
The whimsicality of our mortality
The cosmicality of extraterritoriality
The normality of our celestiality
The eternality of our corporality
The sexuality of physicality
The ineffectuality of a man’s ovality
Or irrationality of his mammality
Give his spherality a certain unsubstantiality
Enforced fiscality betimes begets frugality
The perenniality of our unpunctuality
The phenomenality of our potentiality
The immortality of Originality.
©
Bill Healey 2002
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