Monkey
Business
Knit
one purl one
Had no one told them to beware geeks bearing gifts
For wooden horse read cheeky monkey
Pulling the wool over their eyes
Had no one told them to beware geeks bearing gifts
For wooden horse read cheeky monkey
Pulling the wool over their eyes
Look
at me without a stitch on
Pass
your slip stitch over your head
What
a pair of strikers you have up front
My
defence is in all sorts of trouble
ITV Digital one Football league nil
When money’s only a promise it’s caveat vendor
No gambling for Vegas
Only the monkey and the league were stuffed
When money’s only a promise it’s caveat vendor
No gambling for Vegas
Only the monkey and the league were stuffed
I’m
looking forward to our midfield tussle
Your
ball winner versus my distributor
No
route one stuff from me
I’ve
trained for extra time
The double back cross stitch worked wonders
With Carlton needles and Granada wool
With Carlton needles and Granada wool
When
the ITVD logo began to unravel
There
was no one left to blame
I’ll happily absorb your pressure
Make
exploratory runs down your flanks
Gently
probe your sensitive spots
Until
I achieve total penetration
With
Keegan’s flair for tactics
They
forgot to check the players’ registration
Red
carded for incompetence by the top referee
Their
grey suits should go towards the armbands now required
I’m in the box. I
shoot
A
loud roar, explosion of colours, GOAL
Whistle
blasts inside our heads. A score draw
No
penalties for us. We play for love. The game goes on.
