The I’s have it
Eyes
are windows to the soul
Eyes
like jet as black as coal
Blue
eyes, brown eyes, green eyes, cow’s eyes
Nice
eyes, kind eyes, turning blind eyes
Eagle
eyes and crying eyes
When
Princess Di died there was not a dry eye
Glass
eyes, four eyes
A
sight for sore eyes
Sleepless
red eyes, come to bed eyes
Piss-eyed,
pie-eyed, Geordie Wy-ayed
I
and I Rastafari
Eyes
in needles, eyes in your ass
Isometric,
isinglass
Eye
glass, eye chart
I
stink when I fart
Eyes
like piss-holes in the snow
Eyes
that don’t know which way to go
Eyes
like your father or your mother
One
eye’s higher than the other
You
can keep an eye out or get your eye in
I
said, ‘I could live in your eyes’
She
said, ‘Yeah! One’s got a sty in’.
Pig
eyes , big eyes, jiggy jig eyes
Smoke
gets in them when a burning flame dies
I
spy with my little eye in the sky
In
the public eye or Private eye
When
pissed Mussolini
Was
an ‘igh tiddly Iti
You’ll
get square eyes from watching the telly
Your
eyes are bigger than your belly
The
eyes in you shoes stop your feet getting smelly
Yeah,
shoes ‘ave ‘em spuds ‘ave ‘em
Even
little perverts in the woods ‘ave ‘em
My
mam said, ‘If you look at naked women you’ll go blind’.
I
said, ‘I’ll risk the right one, I don’t mind’.
Trouser
snakes have only one eye
Flexing
wildly inside your fly
Searching
for the next vagina
If
nor released it can cause angina
Aye
aye, that’ll do
Must
your eyes be so blue?
Pardon
me if I sound cock-eyed
But
with polished shoes look up your frock I’d
A
flash of knicker a glimpse of thigh
On
sex all men see eye to eye
©
Bill Healey
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