Ziggy
Starlust (lyrics)
Sigmund Freud
made me annoyed
With his description
of the id.
He went too
far, fancyin’ his ma
When he was
just a kid.
What was worse
and made me curse
Was he said
that we all did.
Just coz Oedipus
was a lame little wuss
Who fancied
a bit of the other.
As an only child
it made him wild
To have no sister
or no brother.
Shunned by his
dad, it made him mad
So he got it
from his mother.
Oh Ziggy Ziggy
It’s just too
complex.
Forget the jiggy
jiggy
Get your mind
off sex.
If you’re not
a lad and you fancy your dad
He says that’s
Electra-fyin’.
You hate your
mum and your dad’s your chum.
It makes me
feel like cryin’.
He has no doubt
and there’s no way out.
If you don’t
admit it then you’re denyin’.
His anal stage
filled me with rage
Oh what a load
of poo.
I abhor all
his talk of oral
It sucks I’m
tellin’ you.
Who gives a
shit if we love the tit
It’s what we
fellers do.
Oh Ziggy Ziggy
It’s just too
complex.
Forget the jiggy
jiggy
Get your mind
off sex.
If you’re a
miss and sit down to piss
He says you
want a penis.
If you wear
a frock then you want a cock?
Oh isn’t that
just heinous.
Well you can
have mine any time.
Don’t let Freud
come between us.
Despite this
song, Freud’s not far wrong
And he’s still
my amigo
When you’re
a kid there’s no doubt the id
Is stronger
than the ego.
That’s why the
Church is in the lurch
There but for
the grace of Freud we go.
Oh Ziggy Ziggy
Although it’s
so complex
Let’s do the
jiggy jiggy
And all enjoy
the sex
Repeat last
chorus
© Bill Healey
2002
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